1.1 billion dollars for this
It’s okay kitten, I too have been that drunk
OH my GOD
why is no-one willing to sell him a special kitten straw for $19.95
Plus shipping and handling.
Dear future husband, if this doesn’t happen I want a divorce.
Dear future wife, if I don’t do this. Please divorce me.
okay so who thinks the above commenters should marry each other?
I ship it
whenever i have to write an essay i always end up just repeating myself but in new creative ways
“How to deactivate a cat”
For those that are like “what?” it is instinct for a cat to stop moving when picked up by the scruff of the neck, as that’s how a mother cat gets her kittens places.
OH MY GODS THEY HAVE AN OFF SWITCH
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‘dad’ a young boy goes to his father, ‘I’m depressed because I have a personality crisis where I act angrily towards my crush but secretly I harbour feelings for them that I don’t admit.’
the father sighs pitifully and pats his son’s arm ‘dere dere, tsun’
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